Nymphomaniac

I have watched this movie Nymphomaniac series lately and I couldn't resist writing up my thoughts on it, especially the end note.

In short, the movie is about nymphomaniac women, according to Google: the person with high sexual desire. The story starts with a wounded women on street laying unconscious and she was found by a man (around 60's) later took her to his home and comforts her with a warm tea and she starts narrating his life experiences as a nymphomaniac to him.

She is a normal woman like everyone else with good father, mom, but only difference is that she has huge urge or desire to have sex. She meets up with lot of people in order to satisfy her. After doing it a lot,  a lot ,when she was around 30, all of a sudden she couldn’t feel anything. Nothing will satisfy her. To be precise, nothing makes her to orgasm.

After a while she will get married to a guy (who initially took her V) and got a kid as well. She still tries to get her feelings/responsiveness towards sex back like earlier with every possible way but couldn’t succeed. Due to her situations, both husband and kid will abandon her so she starts living alone.

Later she finds a job which keeps her busy all the time. 15 yrs passed and all of a sudden she came across her ex husband and tries to shoot him.(coz he is wooing with her junior),but it got missed and the pissed of husband beats her up badly and leaves her on the street.

During the 4:30 hrs of story narration, this old man and she came across various aspects of her life such as feminism, abortion, marriage, desire, asexuality, religion, love, bondage sex, anger, machoism. This man considers himself as asexual and promises her to give his opinions based on facts and situations without partiality or empathy.

He carefully listens to every detail and gave his opinions on her acts some being supportive others against. When she finishes her story he states that whatever the sin/action she took is because of her own situations and priorities. He assures her that there was nothing wrong in her actions. She trusted him at last and relieved herself from all her actions and promises him that from now on, she will stand up against all odds and wanted to have a peaceful life and tells him that she found a friend after 40 yrs.

This was the climax scene. After watching 4:30 hrs of acts of nymphomaniac, I finally found myself satisfied that she will lead a peaceful life from now. All is well. Happy Ending.........

But no, movie ends with a last scene where this old man tries to rape her and she shoots him with a gun and she runs away from his house..

Dude, seriously.. After all her stories that is what you thought?

He stated in a scene that he is asexual but how come he behaves like that? We cannot simply judge that all men are a$$holes. That is not fair, but it seems to be fair when Lars Von Trier abruptly ended with that note.

Tale of Medusa

Medusa- also referred as the creepy lady, not like these creepy ladies(??)

In short, according to the Greek mythology, in second half, she is having a bitchy character of I am the most beautiful blonde which is neither accepted nor appreciated among the other blonds.

She is one of the priestess in the temple of the goddess Athena (goddess of war and strategy). The priestess in those days needs to play by the rules of the respective gods. Being virgin and never fall in love are most important one. If the priestess tries to break them, they will go 

fricking crazy and the resultant curses will cost more than the life.

This Medusa took those vows quite seriously for a long time. She stays in the temple all day and night to do the daily chores by keeping it clean for the fellow visitors and arranging the pujas for the kings or queens if required. Not the belly dance stuff and all and not like our modern day babas. They are divine and dedicated their life to this. In short the temple is the home for the priestess.

But one fine day, while she went out to collect something, she saw this dude Poseidon, God of sea and she felt the vibe there itself that ‘he is the one’. But somehow she managed to throw these feelings away and continued with her activities. But Poseidon coudnt leave a beauty like medusa and he wants to try his luck with her. So, he tried all the heroic and flirty funky monkey faces but he somehow failed to get her.

And after an endless research on ‘how to get women’, finally he got the myth and started praising her beauty whenever he got the chance. And with all these monstrous trails, he finally got her and Medusa gave a “love you too” kiss.  

As days passed by, they went out on more and more dates, with his levels of praising she started walking on clouds..!!! She felt that no beauty in the world can beat her and even wanted her name and statue as Goddess of beauty which is quite impossible coz of the tough competitor Venus. Few days later, she became so irresistible to him because of him charm and gradually forgot about her vows as the priestess and gave her “v” card to Poseidon in the temple itself as there were no exotic resorts in those days to the normal people.

After getting this news from other “mean chicks”, Athena became furious on Medusa and cursed her beauty in such a way that every men should fear to get a simple glance at her and she turned her blond hair into poisonous snakes and any men who look into her eyes will turn into stone.

And the men who felt her beauty as golden earlier are now afraid to look into her. Medusa felt bad, embarrassed and slowly she started hating everyone. She thought that Poseidon had made her life miserable and she hates all men in the end.  She ran towards the African forests (a story that some of the snakes fell down from her in African forests which is the source for the present numerous venomous snakes) and hid in the temple turning every men into stones who came by.

I don’t want to be judgmental here but I am trying to put a lil more blame on one person and who that person can be?

Athena- This lady should have forgiven Medusa with a simple punishment of ten to fifty big big pujas..  Instead took a cruel decision of spoiling a women’s beauty and indirectly many mortal men’s life.

Medusa- Forgot her own rituals and carried out with the new ecstatic encounters which turned her life in unpredictable ways..

Poseidon- No comments please..!!!!

A short walk on the memory lane!!!

This post is all about irony of situations and how it could be if we explain the same shit we have gone through..!!!

If my memory serves well and if there is no side effects such as amnesia, this incident happened in my third year second semester of my graduation. I strongly feel that no parent will object if we involve or say some reason related to our studies, and some catchy statements like ‘It helps me build my career’ while doing every nasty shit possible during our graduation.

We three Vivek, Likhith and Myself also found a solid reason to escape from routine classes which is a technical festival in NIT-Trichy in Feb-2012 which is a complete technical festival (which we got to know later). Like every techie guy we couldn’t forgive the google results for Latest technical papers for ece and paper presentation topics for ece  in our college wlan which is far more slower than a tortoise!!  Atlast we selected two papers for us and have mailed to them with the minimal hopes of response from them. We never miss..!! alas..!!! no response from them which shows our technical knowledge and perception is no match for a NIT. So we don’t want to miss this tour in any matter and started searching in the website for the events where we are eligible to enter into with our grey matters. Workshops..!!!! where money matters and we got an entry pass for that. We calculated the time span, sorted the titles which are somehow related to our branch ‘ECE’ at least by the naming convention and choose a workshop named ‘IC Engines’ rather ‘Robotics’ as the later one is 3 days scheduled and we don’t want to waste any time sitting there and listening to robotic crap.

We also choose two more workshops ‘Light painting’ and stock exchange which are no way related to our graduation stream. We got three entry passes for three days after paying entry fees , alas.!! Everything is going great. Err!!! Not great atleast no probs till now.

After a week or so, we met our Physical Director at some sports meet around 11 p.m in the night and we were watching the game. We have four more days to go before packing up the bags.

We were just having a little chat I don exactly remember what we discussed with him and from nowhere this Vivek mentioned about our little trip to Trichy and he is confusing him with all the technical names. So he decided to show our PD a little insight on technology and what exactly we were doing over there.

‘We were going to this workshop IC engines.’

Oh.. That is good. So what is this workshop about?

So you know the engines right? The one they use in automobiles and at different mechanical devices?

Yes. They were soo huge and bulky. It will occupy most of the space in the machine.

“Oh. Yes.. “

So the future technology is working on to make these things simple and small, if possible at nano level.

“Oh. Really. Then that will help.”

So, sir, we have coarse called integrated circuits, in there all the code is imbibed in the circuit and it will make the things work with the help of very less voltage sources.

For example, mobile is there right?? All the mechanism is imbibed into a single circuit and it is capable of doing all these possible things of touch, gps, wifi, application support. We have the same circuits in computers too. So basically these integrated circuits will make things easier and simple which needs very less space.

And in the workshop they are going to teach us on how we can use the circuit to build an engine. It is still an emerging technology. But if this works out, it will help us to create miracles in terms of electronic.

After listening to all these things vivek told him, our PD was literally shocked and astonished even at 1 A.M in the morning.

He seems quite attracted to what vivek said and looked interesting to about this more even though he has the worse memory.  He coudnt even remember what breakfast he took that morning.

In the end, likith and myself are very happy that the permissions and all the things will be easier to us even though we were near to detention.

Well, 2 days prior to the train I thought of you know researching on the topic a little bit so that it helps us during workshop and I typed IC Engines in google and expected a nano chip shows up which is then integrated into a car, showing the best result of technology, but oddly I found the image of engine. So I went on reading that article and it went on explaining how the engine works. I waited patiently to see the words such as Integrated Circiut, Digital technology, Resistor, Capacitor.....!!! but nothing..!!!

After a little doubt I opened another article and it said same things too.

My sense of doubts got worse and I searched with keyword ‘full form of IC engines’...

“Internal combustion Engines”. Boom..!!!! I was blank for few minutes and trying to confirm the facts and its true that the full form is accurate.

This IC Engines is no way related to ECE, which is like Sunny wearing a traditional saree. Not even at the single point it is converging. Devastated.  Disappointed. Fell to shatters.

Whatever we are trying to achieve from past two weeks, it is no way related to us. Meanwhile Viveks conversion with PD popped up in my mind. I went into a mental laugh and then ROFL. Whatever we blabbered about is utter and complete non-sense. The best part is everyone convinced to it after listening Viveks version of crap. Even our HOD is fooled and believed everything. Ya, we had a session with HOD too regarding this.

It all felt like we are producing a dinosaur from a unicorn egg. And everyone believed that unicorns exist and we can also produce dinosaur from its egg.

Lucky us and them!! No one asked us after coming from the fest. Thank god. Saved another crappy thesis

Adam, Eve and the Serpent

 According to history of not-so-great human kind, God first created a human species with a male genital organ and left him in a park. Poor bastard did his own naming ceremony among plants, leaves and other animals if existed and named himself as Adam, the one.

Adam, as a lone existent in that park, for a few days he played with himself and after with others. After some days, he got to know that something is missing in his life. So he invited trouble to his life by creating a female species from his rib and named her Eve.

So, Adam and Eve are the only immortal human beings on this earth. Adam after seeing the beauty of Eve fell for her but kept some distance from her.

After a few days, Eve realized that she needs some1 to show her tantrums and her hormonal variations. So, slowly they started friendship, shared their food and the crude humor. This dude realized that he will be friend-zoned for sure if he goes like this with her. And, he expressed his love towards her. She didnt slapped him, instead, seeing his dedication and fairness and his hard work for getting out of fucking best-friend-ever-zone she said yes to him.

Love life started for them.

Like all the fluffy lovers, they too started their love phase and are enjoying the most without regret.

After seeing them one bad ass villain, a serpent had some wild plans with both of them. This bad ass guy literally hates the God and was waiting for the opportunity to knock them down.

In the Eden garden, where they lived, one tree existed and it gives most beautiful and sweetest fruits. God forbid them from the tree and warned both Adam and Eve that 'don’t ever try to taste that fruit until and unless you want to screw up your life'. They obeyed him saying 'i accept the terms'. Serpent knows about these terms and wants to persuade them to taste the fruit.

There was a time may be after(100's of years), Eve felt something was missing from the relation with Adam. Her female instinct went so far and was thinking in every possible way of their relation. She started being paranoid. She was worried that her perfectly molded figure was out of shape and was concerning Adam. Bloated with all the thoughts, she sat under a tree and was taking a joint.

Considering it was a right moment, serpent entered into the frame and was being very polite, and was trying to-be-a-good-guy type with Eve. She too felt that he is good-guy-to-tag along and started sharing him her thoughts.

This cunning serpent now told Eve "Babe, Do not worry about him much. You need to take care of yourself. See how tired you look. You need to eat something. Saying this, serpent pointed out the fruit from the God forbid tree and told Eve that, you will regain the lost glow in you after eating that fruit. She reminded serpent about the terms of God, but serpent replied that "God must be kidding with you. Nature is meant to be embraced. You just go and eat a fruit you will find the difference later". Hearing this, Eve plucked a fruit and had a bite. She found that it is the sweetest fruit she ever had and want to impress Adam by taking a fruit to him.

Adam too sat on the tree and was lost in thoughts. Meanwhile Eve came and sat beside Adam. What’s up babe? Adam replied with ' Nothing babe? I was just wondering what happened to our relation these days and am thinking of how to make get those good days back.

Oh Adam!!.That’s so sweet.

What was that in your hand Eve? Oh. Yes, have a bite of this most delicious fruit. Adam reminded about the Gods warning of "dont eat the fruits of that tree" and asked Eve. What have you done babe? Dont you remember God warned us and how could you do that? Eve told Adam that dont worry about that. Nothing will happen. God is a good guy. I will handle him, saying this she gave a lip lock to him and handed the fruit. Adam ate the fruit and felt awesome (of course the combination).

God after seeing their acts, came to garden and asked Adam. Adam with fear told Eve made him ate that and then he turned to Eve. Eve kept an innocent face and blamed it on serpent.

God got angry and cursed both of them for not listening to his words and took the eternal life from them. This dumb couple got thunder struck after listening to Gods words and felt devastated knowing that their skin will start age and their life forms will end in time. So they thought of fucking up the nature and earth by creating humans and started to reproduce.

That’s how all the dumb bitches and bad-ass-fuckers came to earth.

Date nights of Cupid and Psyche... part-2

Date nights of cupid and psyche part-2.

The first part ended when the angry cupid left psyche after she sees his face.

Psyche waited for cupids return to her as long as she remembers, but he didn’t show up. At last she tries to see his mom Venus and wants to enquire about cupid after surrendering to Venus.

Even though Venus will be mother-in-law to psyche, feminine instincts dominated in Venus due to the beauty of psyche which is making Venus envy.

As Psyche told Venus about cupid disappearance after that incident, Venus got to know that psyche is in the deepest shit of love with cupid and will do anything to get him back. So, she made psyche believed that if psyche agrees to Venus instructions and follow her commands she will let psyche know about cupids whereabouts.

Poor Psyche doesn’t have any options left, so she agrees finally to obey Venus commands.

Venus took Psyche to a room of grains which consists of wheat, barley and all kind of kinkery stuff Venus used to feed her pigeons. Venus ordered Psyche to arrange the grains accordingly with the family, like wheat in all a lump, barley in a lump and so on. Both of them knew that it was impossible to do and added to the impossibility, she wants them by the EOD.

Her subconscious told Psyche to jump out from the hill as the task is impossible. After seeing the condition of Psyche, a family of ants came to offer help to this feathers-tied-up-love bird. The ant family called out for all the ants and orders them like Optimus Prime. 'I __ called you out you guy ants and girl ants to offer help to this poor Psyche by completing the task that b!t&^y Venus gave. So all ants worked and completed the task before time. Venus entered the room with a farewell speech but got disappointed and angry too. She yelled at Psyche for cheating like invigilators yelling at students and told her this test didn’t count. Psyche though' You Bitch, you don’t play fair as do I.'

And she was ordered to meet Venus next day morning.

The very next day, Venus orders Psyche to bring the golden wool which hangs from the wild sheep’s kind of breed. Psyche followed the river stream upward and when she saw them, she dropped out her jaw like another sheep. They were fierce, wild and it will take her directly to hell is she goes a yard to them. She started crying like a piggy tail girl, but then someone or something mistifically told Psyche that ‘wait till afternoon till they were sleep, then sweep like a ninja and get the golden wool from them. Nice and clear eh..!!!

She wanted till noon and slid into the flock and collected all the wool within 10 minutes. Hurray..!!! Selfie with the wool....

Venus threw the wool away telling her that she was cheating and puts another test. Psyche was supposed to fill a goblet with icy mountain water from the top notch of a mountain,

She crept up all the flunky rocks and crossed some distance. After seeing the real mountain of slant cliffs, she decided to throw herself out from the mountain.

An eagle flew from nowhere and helps Psyche by collecting the water from the top and gives back to her.

Venus didn’t even believe this. In the end she got a womanly idea which never fails even after the extinction of human race.

She orders Psyche to go to underworld by carrying a box and to give that box to an underworld queen and get a potion of queen’s beauty back to Venus.

Well, after listening to the underworld she almost died. It’s like a place with one way ticket. She again went to the mountain cliff to jump off. Surprisingly the mountain spoke. Don’t ask me how. It told Psyche ' What kind of a lady are you. Don’t be afraid. I will help you to reach the underworld. But after stepping into underworld you need to take care of your ass by yourself.

Now the mountain told Psyche to carry two coins and bread. A ferryman will be there to cross the river and pay him with one coin. After you cross the river an ill fated women will be weeping for help, turn away and never see back. When you reach the queens palace a three headed dog will be there, throw a piece of bread at him, he will be friendly and you will reach the queen. But most importantly whatever you do, never try to open the box. Shut your womanly instincts and never try to open the box. That’s a no no.......!!!!

She followed all the steps the mountain told her and reached the queen, got the potion and returned from underworld by paying the other coin to the ferryman.

At the end of underworld she thought to herself, " As I completed the task, let me check what this potion is and can use by myself to impress cupid for their next date.

Well, she opened it, there is no such beauty potion in the box, but its magic which puts Psyche to sleep for eternity. Venus succeeded and was partying with her ladies by smoking hookah and drinking wine.

Cupid after his recovery went searching for Psyche and he was unable to find her even after so many days. She he too went to the same mountain to jump off...

Oh crap..!!! Why you people never leave me alone. Don’t you have another mountain to jump from? Whoever wants to die are coming to my ass and are trying to jump.

So the mountain told Cupid about Psyche and her eternal sleep. Cupid thought that her mother’s bitchy thoughts are going out of her mind, so he went to Jupiter (father) and explained the whole thing. Jupiter laughed at his wife’s jealousy and woke Psyche up from her sleep and made her immortal with a potion.

Jupiter, Psyche and Cupid convinced Venus and boom..!!!! Happily married thereafter....!!!

Date nights of Cupid and Psyche

There lived a boy named Cupid with two feather wings, nothing to cover except a bow and arrow on his body, which he uses for hunting the love rather  animals. Whoever got hit by the arrow, he /she will fall in love (dont ask me how)...!!!

As his counter part is Psyche, God himself made this beauty while he is in conscious, she is one among the few little good deeds done by Him. A fair complexed, with a heart throbbing figure, she is a heart breaking machine for boys. Even the goddess Venus envied her beauty. There came the time people started talking about Psyche beauty rather Venus. Venus feared that boys imagine Psyche rather Venus on their beds. The cunning women in Venus rose up inside her and asks her son Cupid to make Psyche go mad with the love of his arrows.

There came the time, love at first sight, instead here lies the twist: This arrow guy mistakenly rubs his itched leg with his own arrow rather his nails and ….boom..!!!! In love with the Psyche who is sleeping on her bed. Whole scene reversed..!!!!

Couldn’t resist waiting even one minute, he went to Psyche, woke her up and conveyed his feelings to Psyche in the dark. Psyche blushed like every other girl after listening to his dialogue in the dark, with her pink cheeks she responded with a 'love you too'.

Clever cupid now kept a condition that she never tries to see his face and she should love him without seeing his face only. Girly instincts told her to agree to that condition now and can compromise with few tears in the later stages and lucky bastard Cupid got laid on the first date itself.

More dates continued and they happily enjoying their time together. Women part in her told her to wait for the moment to start the phase-2 of weeping and making agree to what they want. Even though the thought of seeing him strikes her mind but she overthrew that fearing his manly ego may gets disturbed and she loves him anyways. So she strikes down the thought of seeing whenever it comes to her mind.

Psyche has a sister who is envious to Psyches beauty. Psyche told her everything about the condition of cupid and their romantic dates and continued to discuss about him on every girly night. Bingo...!!!!! This envious sister got a chance to avenger Psyche and wants to try her luck with cupid on bed.

One fine day, Hey sis, whats up?. Psyche lost in thoughts with cupid and smiling constantly picturing her ride last night on clouds with birds.

Her sis called her named a little louder' Psyche .???'. What happened to you, still romancing cupid in your thoughts..!! Ah huh..!!! Do you mind sharing some with your little sister? Dont worry I dont take him away from you..!!

Both laughed.

Hey sis, tell me truly, what do you think of him and how do you think his face will be, asked Psyche innocently. Her sis pretends to not to answer her question. 'Sis, what happened I am asking you.'

Nothing Psyche  everything is fine.

Psyche thought her sis is hiding something from her' Whats bothering you sis, You dont want to share with me? Dont worry, your secrets are safe with me.

 'Its about Cupid .'

'Why? What happened to cupid'?

She told Psyche that cupid has a monstrous face. 'I saw him yesterday while he sneaked out of your room'.

Shocking Psyche says 'No, you are kidding with me right.?' and expecting her to say yes.

Tears started rolling down from Psyche's face, disappointed, depressed and confused Psyche is in ambiguous state and don't know what to do next. In the end, she decided to see him on whatever the consequence could be.

Cupid came that night, without his knowledge she grabbed a lamp suddenly and put it up towards his face...!!!!!!

Boom..!!!! She expected a monstrous face, instead she saw a clean shaven face with a innocent , love and divine cuts and was jumping in joy and felt the urge to take a selfie with him at that instant.

Well, the later part isnt as good as she expected.

Manly ego on the other hand got hurt and felt cheated after these many dates as she coudnt stand on her promise. Heart-broken cupid left the place with a break up dialogue and disappeared into the dark.

Psyche was shocked and broke down. She expected a reaction but definitely not the reaction leading to break up. She has been emptying vessels and wine and hukhah pots , lost in love and learned her lesson of dont trust another women even her blood.(To be continued...!!!!!!!)

Physche and Venus in next part..!!

Opinions

Is it crime for not having an opinion on everything??

I really don’t get the system of guidelines called ‘If-you-don’t-follow-them-you-are-getting-some-serious-shit-No-kidding.’

What disaster is going to happen if you don’t say your shittiest opinion to others in every aspect? Why can’t we sit quite while others fight for ‘yield nothing good’ kind of topics?

The real amusement is when others ask for our greatest involvement and compel us to take part in the most desirable discussion our mother earth ever faced. The more amusement will come when we fails to respond to their compulsions or mere warnings.

‘Human kind cannot bear very much reality’ T.S Eliot said.

He forgot to add this ‘it even failed to realize that they can’t bear a little reality.’ If they did, that might be the first step of understanding reality. Typical species!

What made them think like so?? Is it their long existence?

However, how far they understand perception and its cause and effect?

I think, not at greater extents.

Well, if they really understand the existence of perception, they might never compel us or they may never put up such shittiest discussion with ugly ends. They may never rise above the levels of the contentment.

If that is the case, life will be simple and pretty happier. One doesn’t simply wish for something rather than present. No worries, no pain, no deception, no shit carrying. The power will not be in single hands rather distributed equally among every living and non-living being: finally the true meaning which is again perceptive. I don’t expect one to accept this but I at least live with the hope that one might understand this: The true meaning of life.

Why cant one understand the typical behavior of human being and how we are made?

One doesn’t expect to understand everything about gene structure and the following chemical composition, but common sense must be there somehow which is the least composition exist in our human body; in most of the cases it will be absent.

Some people are really lucky enough to have it in their grey matter but the real amusement will come with the absence of that in the most required situation. It will be even more amusing if this common sense got lost in between the emotional breakouts mostly with the involvement of girls needless to mention.

Well, sticking to the point we are talking about: Is it necessary to have a opinion on everything.

Yah..!!!  I don’t have an opinion on that.....!!!!!